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    hm1princesspeach:

    man she put up with a lot of shit

    (Source: mccalacheyenne)

    zapppping:

    just-another-puzzle:

    markohppus:

    bceky:

    markohppus:

    giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole

    are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying

    only after i eat mexican food

    olé

    omg

    i-am-of-asgard:

    oakamatic:

    thestruttingdead:

    gardenburger:

    gardenburger:

    hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

    no im not kidding we need to talk about this

    #are you implying what i think you are

    #chRISTOPHER COLUMBUS FUCKeDA LLAMA

    image

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    vidyagameher:

    blackcatkai:

    sambriel:

    silencewhippersnapper:

    neueratemybaby:

    fyeahfaberrittana:

    joy-joyous:

    Badass motherfucker of the century.

    A GOD AMONG MORTALS

    all the brofists ever.

    My little nerdy heart has grown three book-sizes today.

    I love you.

    oh my god perfect person.

    (Source: raffaroffa)

    mraverag3 asked:
    you play world of warcraft your thick and your beautiful ... whats the catch

    i dont play WoW, but i’ve played starcraft and bf said i’m really good at it



    vidyagameher:

    accioharo:

    surlelac:

    #there are films about dogs #and books about dogs #and entire television series about dogs #and not a one of them will ever explain dogs #as well as this one scene in this one kids movie that is not even strictly about dogs #explains dogs

    Dug is the single most accurate portrayal of a dog in anything ever. 

    Dug is my second fave dog of all time.

    (Source: levitted)


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    How Animals Eat Their Food

    (Source: unabating)

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